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Helping my 8 year old son clean his room. Slowly. With tongs. Pretending we’re robots. As you do.

4/21/2019, 9:52:26 AM

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Sources inform me we may have been lobsters rather than robots. Stay tuned. 🤖 🦞

4/21/2019, 9:54:40 AM

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