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Whenever the kids watch Pokémon, when it hits the “Who’s that Pokémon!?” part, if I’m in earshot I yell “Squirtle!!” I’ve done this trolling consistently for years at this point.

My birthday gift today made all that effort worthwhile.

9/1/2021, 8:53:49 AM

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