[OH over cubicle wall]: "Jason's the wrong choice. Too bloated. Doesn't decompress like we need."

me, standing indignantly: "That's unfair. I'm trying to lose weight, and how I deal with stress is..." [sees screen of JSON encoded data]

[slinks away]

3/13/2018, 8:54:06 PM

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